(Source: harryismydirection, via liquidcunt)
DON’T TAP THE GLASS THEY HATE THAT.
at first i was like oh why does this have so many notes OH MOTHER OF GOD
REALLY
TAP THE GLASS. MAYBE IT’LL ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR PRESENCE.
(Source: simsgonewrong, via predictable-much)
If you say you didn’t have a problem with the icing, you are a dirty filthy liar who has let down your parents with your lies.
YOU SIT ON A SCONE OF LIES
Two things.
- Sofa Pizza is back from having a tiny human.
- Mr. Lovenstein has a tumblr.
HOHO
(Source: adulpenis, via predictable-much)